TONY WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONY GET OFF THE KIDS SWING TONY THATS A BAD IDEA
so in character I just
Can I just .. Tony never had a childhood so .. he was never taught how to use a swing properly and just .. now I’m sad.
Why would you say that?
Here, something to cheer us up:
My landlord rang as I was in the gym to say there was some minor renovation being done in my house so just to be careful
I had to climb through that to get to the kitchen. Cheers
you could bury bodies down there
I could bury my landlord down there
"everything jennifer lawrence does is just an act!"
here is jennifer lawrence in 1995
you know which girl i’m talking about
I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood
I mean seriously
what do you think we do every month
DAMMIT THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING
AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON
So, real talk for a second guys
If you ever accidentally call 911, DON’T HANG UP. Stay on the line and tell the calltaker that you accidentally dialed. When you hang up, we either have to call you back or send out police which takes up valuable resources and wastes money. A simple “It was an accident” is all we need and everyone goes about their life much better
wtf mom this aint a boosie fade
#my life in 5 words, 14 letters, and one bracketed action
YOU DONT KNOW HOW LONG I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
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