Well, i’m the last unicorn and i’m searching for others like me. They were all taken away by the red bull looooooong ago. I love fairy tales, nature and kind people. I decided to sign up on tumblr because my friends from the forest told me it was an excellent way to stalk someone...
Okay, truly... i'm not a unicorn... I'm just an average 16 years old with weird tastes and wonderful friends. Message me if you feel like it, i don't bite (most of the time)
"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"
When people walk slow in front of you
i cant believe this
I literally felt like I did not have a choice.
Robin Williams says reblog, you reblog.
did i even really have a choice?
okay robin williams
i hesitated for a second and then considered the repercussions
just gonna reblog…
In memory of robin williams
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
#SERIOUSLY #THE TEENAGERS ARE SO SHY AND POLITE AND NICE #MEANWHILE THE MIDDLE AGED ADULTS ARE THE RUDEST PIECES OF SHIT
The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between
People Art Gallery
Exciting Photo Illusions
this was the greatest joke I have ever heard
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